Hilarity In Type

2005-08-31 16:01:30

2006-08-12T10:25:00.000-07:00

(16:01:30) jeffcutsinger: I think say goodbye is a better song than your funk is fine

(16:01:54) Dustin: but it's not as fun to sing to people

(16:01:59) jeffcutsinger: that's true

(17:05:16) jeffcutsinger: hey by the way I put in a good word for you with [our boss]

(17:05:31) jeffcutsinger: which means YOU OWE ME

(17:05:38) Dustin: haha

(17:05:48) Dustin: did he ask you about me or what?

(17:06:02) jeffcutsinger: he asked about the import

(17:06:10) jeffcutsinger: I told him you were helpful

(17:06:16) Dustin: cooooooooooooool

(17:06:26) jeffcutsinger: and I said that you should be able to help out with [this project] in the future

(17:06:31) Dustin: can I get get get to know know know you better babay?

(17:06:40) jeffcutsinger: who is that?

(17:06:47) Dustin: Junior Senior

(17:07:31) Dustin: S:\Dustin\03 - Junior Senior - can i get get get.mp3

(17:08:29) Dustin: ok, now what should I do?

(17:08:36) jeffcutsinger: hmm. dunno

(17:08:44) Dustin: dance to Junior Senior

(17:08:52) Dustin: it will enhance my future ability to work

(17:08:53) jeffcutsinger: actually I'm close to the point where I'm at the same place

(17:09:05) jeffcutsinger: you're a terrible dancer

(17:09:19) jeffcutsinger: I don't do that kinda thang

(17:09:29) Dustin: you're a terrible....personthingman

(17:12:12) jeffcutsinger: ok, back to daft punk

(17:12:18) Dustin: haha

2005-08-26 15:19:28

2006-08-02T08:27:00.000-07:00

(15:19:28) jeffcutsinger: sup bro

(15:39:39) jeffcutsinger: the computers in the lab have control in the wrong place and I keep messing up when I'm in there

(15:56:22) Dustin: I love Fridays w/ [our boss]

(15:56:36) jeffcutsinger: why?

(15:56:44) Dustin: he's hilarious

(15:56:50) jeffcutsinger: it's true

(15:57:53) Dustin: I have a wtf e-mail

(15:58:05) jeffcutsinger: in what sense

(15:58:17) Dustin: it makes me say "what the freak?"

(16:00:47) jeffcutsinger: the real question is: is she hot?

(16:02:40) jeffcutsinger: (and unmarried)

(16:02:46) Dustin: if we had an Arkansas Tech University yearbook we could find out

(16:03:42) jeffcutsinger: have you done your timesheet yet?

(16:03:50) Dustin: no

(16:04:14) jeffcutsinger: ok. we'll storm [our boss]'s office whenever you do

(16:04:26) jeffcutsinger: and by "storm" I mean visit

(16:09:02) Dustin: the impression that I got from [our boss] was that her and Scott live together, but aren't married

(16:09:19) jeffcutsinger: ah

(16:09:28) jeffcutsinger: well that shatters my hopes and dreams

(16:09:44) Dustin: haha

(16:13:11) jeffcutsinger: ok, I think I was on drugs during the beginning of the summer

(16:13:29) jeffcutsinger: I don't remember being on drugs, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything

(16:13:48) Dustin: true

(16:14:17) jeffcutsinger:
if(type == "maintenance")
{
Response.Redirect("/Enrollment/Search/default.aspx");
}
else if(type == "mail")
{
Response.Redirect("/Enrollment/Search/default.aspx");
}

(16:14:29) jeffcutsinger: apparently I wrote that

(16:14:34) jeffcutsinger: but there's no way I wrote that

(16:14:55) Dustin: I remember a wtf you showed me that was almost exactly like that

(16:15:00) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(16:15:43) jeffcutsinger: ok, I'm going to have to rewrite this whole thing at some point in order to avoid embarassment

(16:16:32) Dustin: time to storm Fort [boss]

(16:28:32) Dustin: We should learn to comment better. I think you started making this db.js file, and I think I might know where you were heading with it, but Scott probably would have no idea.

(16:29:05) jeffcutsinger: yes, except I wasn't sure where to go with it while writing it

(16:29:20) Dustin: that's always good

2005-08-24 16:26:25

2006-08-01T13:13:00.000-07:00

(16:26:25) Dustin: I need to talk to you about scheduling and my seminar topic

(16:54:02) Dustin: btw, your funk is fine

(17:33:07) Dustin: link

(17:40:37) jeffcutsinger: I can't hear you

(17:44:28) Dustin: there is definitely something there that is cluefull and beautiful because the ugliness was moved elsewhere.

(17:44:49) jeffcutsinger: no, it was there is definitely a connection between clue and beauty

(17:45:05) jeffcutsinger: and clueful is spelled clueful

(17:45:17) jeffcutsinger: consult a dictionary

(17:45:58) Dustin: No entry found for clueful.
Did you mean colourful?

(17:46:16) jeffcutsinger: well, the dictionary is just wrong

(17:46:22) Dustin: Suggestions:
colourful
gleeful
colorful
Leful
Causeful
cupful
careful
caseful
guileful
Wileful
blue flu
Clavel
clavel
clef
carful
gleefully
lawful
Taleful
Weleful
baleful
clefs
cleft
doleful
clef's
clefs'

(17:46:37) Dustin: I meant Clavel

(17:48:01) jeffcutsinger: link

(17:52:31) Dustin: A guy I worked with last summer printed out the entire jargon file and gave it to me

(17:52:51) Dustin: It's huge

(17:52:59) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(17:53:09) jeffcutsinger: I generally rarely refer to it

(17:53:28) Dustin: I specifically sometimes read it for fum

(17:53:33) Dustin: and fun

(17:53:45) jeffcutsinger: I read it for fum all the time

(17:53:51) Dustin: I have opposable fums

(17:54:03) jeffcutsinger: lol

(17:54:09) jeffcutsinger: (you should have heard it)

(17:54:20) Dustin: I did

(17:54:28) jeffcutsinger: maybe it should be llol or loll

(17:54:35) jeffcutsinger: the l is for literally

(17:54:49) Dustin: then the second one would have to be lol,l

(17:54:59) Dustin: maybe not

(17:55:03) jeffcutsinger: yeah. the first one is better

(17:55:11) jeffcutsinger: I'm hungry

(17:56:48) jeffcutsinger: ok, this page has wtf-worthy code, written by yours truly

(17:56:53) jeffcutsinger: I'm ashamed

(17:57:07) Dustin: I bet that if Dvorak keyboards had been the standard, the term typo would have been typy...

(17:57:24) jeffcutsinger: no, not really

(17:57:28) Dustin: yes

(17:57:32) jeffcutsinger: sorry

(17:57:33) Dustin: cuz I say so

(17:57:40) Dustin: and I'm bigger than you

(17:57:45) jeffcutsinger: you're still wrong

(17:57:50) Dustin: why

(17:58:04) jeffcutsinger: because typo is short for "typographical error"

(17:58:08) Dustin: no

(17:58:16) Dustin: that's not even a real word

(17:58:38) jeffcutsinger: 3 entries found for typographical.

(18:00:32) Dustin: u r right

(18:00:35) Dustin: http://www.yaelf.com/aueFAQ/miftypo.shtml

(18:01:21) Dustin: 1 |30\/\/ |34 |_||9 1337|\|355

(18:02:01) jeffcutsinger: |9 = R?

(18:02:13) Dustin: what else does?

2005-08-22 07:52:14

2006-07-12T12:14:00.000-07:00

(07:52:14) jeffcutsinger: by the way, I got a reply from Government

(07:52:21) Dustin: and?

(07:52:38) jeffcutsinger: they basically said sorry

(07:52:46) jeffcutsinger: and did nothing about it

(07:52:57) jeffcutsinger: which is understandable, I suppose

(07:53:23) Dustin: So, no government for you

(07:53:30) jeffcutsinger: :(

(07:53:34) Dustin: unless you want a Mad Cow Blu's knock off

(07:53:41) jeffcutsinger: haha

(07:55:40) Dustin: so, you don't have your computer set up at all, or you're just going to keep it disconnected from the net?

(07:55:49) jeffcutsinger: no computer at all

(07:56:03) Dustin: what about Stargate?

(07:56:33) jeffcutsinger: I've seen them all, basically- but I have them on dvds and will watch them with friends

(07:56:41) Dustin: gotcha

(07:58:10) jeffcutsinger: the one thing I miss is the kitchen

(07:58:14) jeffcutsinger: by the way

(07:58:49) Dustin: do you have a meal plan, or what are you going to do?

(07:58:59) jeffcutsinger: yeah, I have a meal plan

(07:59:03) jeffcutsinger: I think...

(07:59:31) Dustin: that would be a good thing to know for sure

(08:00:11) jeffcutsinger: they don't let you get away without one if you live in a place without a kitchen

(08:00:33) Dustin: that's true

(08:03:27) Dustin: are you gonna go to the welcome center today?

(08:03:39) jeffcutsinger: the welcome center?

(08:04:12) Dustin: yeah, where you get free stuff and the activities calender and junk

(08:04:22) jeffcutsinger: where is it?

(08:05:08) Dustin: student center?

(08:05:16) jeffcutsinger: ah. yes, I think I will

(08:05:38) Dustin: yes, it is in the student center

(08:06:18) Dustin: and the movie Hitch is playing for free in the Benson at 8 tonight

(08:06:25) Dustin: it's a good movie, if you haven't seen it

(08:06:34) jeffcutsinger: what's it about?

(08:06:57) Dustin: Hitch is a guy who guys hire to help them get dates

(08:07:05) Dustin: thats the most basic premise

(08:07:05) jeffcutsinger: ah

(08:07:18) jeffcutsinger: I think I'll be settling tonight, actually

(08:07:35) Dustin: I thought you were going to watch Paul settle

(08:07:37) Dustin: and lose?

(08:07:52) jeffcutsinger: well, I will do a small amount of settling myself

(08:08:19) jeffcutsinger: you get a couple of free settlements at the start of the game, so there's that

(08:08:36) Dustin: what?

(08:09:22) jeffcutsinger: link

(08:10:12) Dustin: link

(08:10:37) Dustin: interesting

(08:10:42) jeffcutsinger: that's pretty crazy

(08:10:56) Dustin: aZns are crazy!

(08:16:30) Dustin: ever hear of Robert Moog?

(08:16:38) jeffcutsinger: Robert Moog?

(08:16:56) Dustin: boingboing.net claims he is the father of electronic music

(08:18:21) Dustin: and he died

(08:18:28) jeffcutsinger: sadness

(08:25:17) Dustin: link

(08:26:13) jeffcutsinger: funny

(08:39:08) jeffcutsinger: I missed I, Cactus and Trash 80 over the weekend

(08:39:39) Dustin: I wish they were long enough to merit burning to a cd

(08:40:14) jeffcutsinger: I am eventually going to do so

(09:13:03) jeffcutsinger: I'm used to flac encoding taking forever. I forgot this computer is way faster than mine

(09:14:10) jeffcutsinger: one cool but potentially annoying thing about flac is that it's designed to be easy to decode at the expense of being really hard to encode

(09:32:46) jeffcutsinger: will they have free food at the welcome center?

(09:32:54) Dustin: I dunno

(09:32:56) jeffcutsinger: cause I didn't have any breakfast

(09:33:05) jeffcutsinger: and I's hungry

(09:36:19) jeffcutsinger: I'll be done with the import stuff by 10

(09:41:30) jeffcutsinger: ok, I'm pretty sure I'm done. Just one final test

(09:41:42) Dustin: coool

(09:45:53) jeffcutsinger: did you know you can buy cds of the 8bitpeoples stuff?

(09:46:02) Dustin: nope

(09:46:13) Dustin: why would you if it's free?

(09:46:19) jeffcutsinger: link

(09:46:40) jeffcutsinger: because mp3s suck and it's good to support independent artists

(10:20:29) Dustin: I got an awesome ringtone, mang

(10:20:45) jeffcutsinger: what is it?

(10:20:59) jeffcutsinger: or am I just going to have to wait

(10:28:00) jeffcutsinger: was that from you?

(10:29:18) Dustin: yes

(10:29:22) jeffcutsinger: no

(10:29:25) Dustin: maybe

(10:29:56) Dustin: I'm sorry if I'm bugging you with my new toy. but, I get easily excited over gadgets

(10:30:08) jeffcutsinger: no, don't worry about it

(10:51:23) Dustin: are you done? It's past 10 o'clock

(10:51:51) jeffcutsinger: yes

(10:52:00) Dustin: what are you doing now?

(10:52:19) jeffcutsinger: right now? nothing. but I have more importation stuff to do it turns out

(11:02:42) Dustin: I'm kind of sick of most music right now. Nothing is sounding particularly good.

(11:02:52) Dustin: it stinks

(11:03:08) jeffcutsinger: I hate it when I'm in that mood

(11:03:44) Dustin: it's like, I want to listen to music, but there is no music that I want to listen to

(11:04:41) Dustin: also, do you think anyone would mind if I stole a stick of RAM from this Dell?

(11:05:07) jeffcutsinger: no go ahead... I'll just write a little e-mail to [our boss]...

(11:05:29) Dustin: ...taking the blame for the missing RAM

(11:05:41) jeffcutsinger: yes, that's what I'll do

(11:05:44) jeffcutsinger: take the blame

(11:05:52) Dustin: I knew you were a good friend

(11:06:01) jeffcutsinger: yes, I'm a good friend

(11:15:21) jeffcutsinger: this kid is going to be so scarred: link

(11:21:09) jeffcutsinger: apparently I no longer have a box

(11:21:16) jeffcutsinger: for some reason

(11:21:20) Dustin: a box?

(11:21:27) jeffcutsinger: an hu box

(11:22:12) Dustin: oh

(11:22:14) Dustin: weird

(13:04:22) Dustin: would you like some swedish fish?

(13:04:30) jeffcutsinger: no

(13:04:39) Dustin: no, THANK YOU?

(13:04:52) jeffcutsinger: you're welcome

(13:05:13) Dustin: did you go to the Welcome Center?

(13:05:24) jeffcutsinger: yes. there were lots of people

(13:05:28) jeffcutsinger: it was uncomfortable

(13:05:43) Dustin: did you get anything?

(13:05:47) jeffcutsinger: no

(13:05:59) Dustin: did you waste time?

(13:06:09) jeffcutsinger: no

(13:06:15) Dustin: what did you do?

(13:06:33) jeffcutsinger: I walked in, checked on my box (which I may have lost which is gay)

(13:06:38) jeffcutsinger: got lunch and left

(13:07:01) jeffcutsinger: said hi to sarah mccauley in the midst of it all

(13:10:25) Dustin: have you heard of Django?

(13:10:40) jeffcutsinger: yes, but I don't remember what it is

(13:11:38) Dustin: I guess it's like Rails, but with Python

(13:11:47) jeffcutsinger: yes, that's right

(13:11:58) jeffcutsinger: doesn't look as nice though

(13:12:44) jeffcutsinger: i like python a bit more than ruby

(13:12:51) jeffcutsinger: sort of- it has weird scoping

(13:13:56) jeffcutsinger: ruby is too perl like though. python has an elegant and beautiful syntax

(13:14:12) jeffcutsinger: plus it has real metaclasses which can do cool things

(13:14:41) Dustin: haha:
"lesscode.org is a place to advocate, discuss, and practice the art of using less code to get more done. We shun complexity and challenge the status-quo when it impedes our ability to simplify our development tools and processes. We appreciate Python, Ruby, LAMP, REST, KISS, worse is better, and talk like a pirate day."

(13:19:28) jeffcutsinger: hmm

(13:19:46) jeffcutsinger: uninformed but on the right track

(13:20:09) Dustin: I just liked the quote. I didn't actually go to the site

(13:21:48) Dustin: "Google is easily top dog. They provide about 75 percent of the external referrals for most websites. There is no point in putting up a website apart from Google. It's do or die with Google. If we're all very lucky, one of the other three will soon offer some serious competition. If we're not lucky, we will be uploading our websites to Google's servers by then, much like the bloggers do at blogger.com (which was bought by Google in 2003). It would mean the end of the web as we know it."

(13:22:33) jeffcutsinger: google is starting to scare me

(13:23:21) Dustin: link

(13:23:29) Dustin: that's where that came from

(13:32:26) jeffcutsinger: I'm halfway thinking of getting hosting and my own domain so I can handle my own e-mail and web stuffs without having to worry so much about the interests of a company

(13:32:43) Dustin: good idea

(13:32:48) Dustin: but that costs money

(13:32:52) jeffcutsinger: right

(13:32:57) jeffcutsinger: that's why the halfway

(13:34:51) Dustin: "We also read about a lawyer who is experimenting with Gmail. He sent himself a message, and discovered that the law practice footer he uses at the bottom of all of his email triggered an ad for a competing law firm."

(13:35:11) jeffcutsinger: heh

(13:44:51) Dustin: to do a seminar on Ruby on Rails, I have to learn Ruby first, right?

(13:44:53) Dustin: :D

(13:45:14) jeffcutsinger: maybe you could just do it on "on Rails" ;)

(14:23:51) Dustin: http://www.dontclick.it/

(14:24:11) jeffcutsinger: should I disregard your instructions?

(14:24:26) jeffcutsinger: too late

(14:24:29) Dustin: if you see them as instructions, then yes

(14:48:49) Dustin: link

(14:58:21) jeffcutsinger: http://script.aculo.us

(14:58:57) Dustin: chut up

(14:59:28) Dustin: is their url really meant to be pronounced sriptaculous?

(14:59:33) jeffcutsinger: ok, I'm ready to go to sleep

(14:59:37) jeffcutsinger: I think so

(14:59:47) jeffcutsinger: there's another site that's mir.aculo.us

(14:59:51) Dustin: haha

(15:00:21) Dustin: I'm going to register iam.really.cool

(15:00:44) Dustin: when they come out with the .cool top-level domain

(15:01:06) jeffcutsinger: I'm going to do fan.tabulo.us

(15:01:21) Dustin: also, script.crapulo.us isn't loading

(15:01:45) jeffcutsinger: that's because that's the wrong url

(15:01:58) Dustin: ur the wrong url

(15:02:10) jeffcutsinger: well then so is your mom

(15:09:30) Dustin: link

(15:09:33) Dustin: crazy japs

(15:10:15) jeffcutsinger: no way

(15:10:32) Dustin: they're nuts

(15:10:41) jeffcutsinger: 3d tv maybe

(15:10:48) jeffcutsinger: touch and smell? probably not

(15:11:00) Dustin: and they only asked for $9 million to fund the project

(15:11:12) Dustin: that seems like a low number to me

(15:11:17) jeffcutsinger: well, $9 million probably goes farther in Japan

(15:11:26) Dustin: that could be true

(15:11:50) jeffcutsinger: "Techniques for language translation"

(15:11:53) jeffcutsinger: that's doomed

(15:13:08) jeffcutsinger: enterprise manager can be kind of cool but sometimes it's so frustrating

(15:13:53) Dustin: SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!!!

(15:14:13) jeffcutsinger: I was kind of hoping to travel back in time and avoid that

(15:14:31) Dustin: when did you start your machine?

(15:15:13) jeffcutsinger: I can't trust you anymore, you're now a part of the illuminati since you have a cell phone

(15:17:04) Dustin: illuminati?

(15:17:31) jeffcutsinger: I'm not quite sure, but I hear it said a lot in connection with crazy conspiracy theories

(15:17:42) Dustin: haha

(15:18:12) Dustin: also, I can't be as annoying as some people, cuz I have an awesome ringtone and I don't always sound irritated with my woman

(15:19:25) jeffcutsinger: I'm irritated with women

(15:19:32) Dustin: why

(15:19:39) jeffcutsinger: because they're jerks

(15:19:58) Dustin: always? or just lately?

(15:20:05) jeffcutsinger: because they don't all want to go out with me

(15:20:10) Dustin: oh

(15:20:18) Dustin: yeah, that is pretty jerky

(15:20:32) jeffcutsinger: I know. You'd think they'd recognize genius

(15:21:13) jeffcutsinger: sometime about 2-3 years ago, hardware lost pretty much all interest for me

(15:36:06) Dustin: Cutting Edge Technology: supplier and manufacturer of dental instruments.

(15:45:47) Dustin: What do you think of the topic "Viral Marketing"?

(15:46:00) Dustin: as it relates to the internet, of course

(15:46:03) jeffcutsinger: a small amount

(15:46:52) jeffcutsinger: it's basically where a company advertises itself through free entertainment

(15:46:55) Dustin: like, how recently BBC had a fake entry put in Wikipedia as a marketing strategy

(15:47:04) jeffcutsinger: oh...

(15:47:18) Dustin: kind of like misuses of the internet and its technologies

(15:48:21) jeffcutsinger: I've heard it used outside the context of misuse

(15:48:59) Dustin: I was just reading about how whichever search engine grasps blogs the best will probably pull out on top in the near future, but a misuse would be advertisers creating fake blogs to capture customers in their searches

(15:49:03) Dustin: well, it isn't just misuse

(15:49:36) Dustin: maybe I would have to be more specific, or incorporate the other types of viral marketing

(15:50:07) jeffcutsinger: personally, I think it'd be an awful seminar topic, but I'm weird

(15:50:22) Dustin: well, pretty much, I don't want to put a lot into this

(15:50:23) Dustin: haha

(15:50:30) jeffcutsinger: good point

(15:50:53) Dustin: "Viral marketing and viral advertising refer to marketing techniques that seek to exploit pre-existing social networks to produce exponential increases in brand awareness, through viral processes similar to the spread of an epidemic. It is word-of-mouth delivered and enhanced online; it harnesses the network effect of the Internet and can be very useful in reaching a large number of people rapidly."

(15:52:54) Dustin: oh well

(16:05:11) Dustin: when are you coming in to work tomorrow?

(16:05:17) jeffcutsinger: I'm not

(16:05:26) jeffcutsinger: actually

(16:05:28) jeffcutsinger: maybe I will?

(16:05:31) Dustin: haha

(16:05:42) jeffcutsinger: I dunno. it depends on when seminar starts

(16:05:56) jeffcutsinger: 3-6 probably

(16:06:09) Dustin: yeah, me too

(16:06:24) jeffcutsinger: actually, no, I won't

(16:06:39) Dustin: lol

(16:06:52) Dustin: I am skipping chapel tomorrow, they never take attendance...

(16:06:56) jeffcutsinger: I just got a mail saying I have to attend seminar

(16:06:58) jeffcutsinger: and so am I

(16:07:10) Dustin: when is seminar?

(16:07:26) jeffcutsinger: 4:00

(16:08:02) jeffcutsinger: hah, google just gave me an add for "black scholarships"

(16:08:40) Dustin: it must have picked up on your slave heritage and made an assumption...

(16:09:00) jeffcutsinger: I kept that secret! how could it have known?

(16:25:41) jeffcutsinger: I don't want to contradict [a co-worker] but I don't like the way he wants me to do this :/

(16:26:02) Dustin: can you think of an obviously better way to do it?

(16:26:15) jeffcutsinger: yes

(16:26:23) Dustin: did you explain that to him?

(16:26:26) jeffcutsinger: but he didn't seem to get it

(16:27:15) Dustin: well, either get it through to him/tell him to trust you or suck it up and deal with the consequences

(16:27:47) jeffcutsinger: yeah... I'll talk to him

(16:34:58) Dustin: I can't get any work done. I think I'm going home.

(16:35:33) jeffcutsinger: I'm having trouble focusing too

(16:36:08) Dustin: peace out

(16:36:18) jeffcutsinger: war in

2005-08-19 07:56:23

2006-07-03T12:03:00.000-07:00

(07:56:49) jeffcutsinger: do you realize that get.php is daily WTF worthy?

(07:56:59) Dustin: no

(07:57:23) Dustin: do you?

(07:57:24) jeffcutsinger: really, it's a gaping security hole

(07:57:36) jeffcutsinger: it's so bad, it's hard to describe

(07:59:03) jeffcutsinger: it's starting to bother me

(07:59:44) Dustin: then fix it

(08:00:07) jeffcutsinger: I can't without eliminating it

(08:00:35) jeffcutsinger: as long as it is in use, it is an irreparable security hole

(08:00:58) Dustin: We'll just change wherever it is being used

(08:01:08) jeffcutsinger: ok

(08:01:31) jeffcutsinger: basically, the idea is to put all the sql server-side

(08:01:40) jeffcutsinger: that way only trusted commands get run

(08:01:52) Dustin: yes

(08:02:36) jeffcutsinger: ok, modal dialogs are evil and I hate them

(08:07:54) Dustin: are you doing it?

(08:08:05) jeffcutsinger: unfortunately I don't have time

(08:08:27) jeffcutsinger: I want to fix it but I need to get stuff done

(08:11:59) jeffcutsinger: ok, I'll try to do it while I'm waiting, but I need to know if what I do make is ok with you

(08:12:15) Dustin: what you do make is ok

(08:12:28) jeffcutsinger: the basic idea is that you'll make a .php file for each query you need to run

(08:13:01) Dustin: no!

(08:13:18) Dustin: what you do make is not ok with me

(08:23:53) jeffcutsinger: and partially I'm just thinking we're going to have 2 people looking at this code

(08:24:22) jeffcutsinger: if they are at all intelligent it will be painfully obvious to them

(08:24:41) Dustin: yeah

(08:25:08) Dustin: but also, what if I go through all this trouble and they decide to do it a totally different way anyways?

(08:25:59) jeffcutsinger: hmm. well, maybe you could wait and tell them we're aware of the problem and were in the process of figuring out how to do it better

(08:36:45) jeffcutsinger: 3.5 hrs

(08:37:06) Dustin: what's that?

(08:37:19) jeffcutsinger: come now, don't tell me you've forgotten

(08:37:28) Dustin: ?

(08:37:39) jeffcutsinger: mr. food-comes-first

(08:37:58) Dustin: I like Mr. Food, but he wouldn't come before God or Molly...

(08:38:22) jeffcutsinger: 14:44:41) Dustin: food comes before everything

(08:38:39) Dustin: :O

(08:38:56) jeffcutsinger: I don't see mention of God or Molly in the vicinity there

(08:42:51) Dustin: link

(08:42:59) Dustin: I will take any male clothing from that store

(08:43:12) Dustin: (just to give you a heads up for Christmas)

(08:43:33) jeffcutsinger: I'll pass that along to Molly

(08:45:14) Dustin: the '97 collection is the best

(08:46:05) Dustin: don't you want a shirt that says "girl,sixteen years, died on a road"

(08:46:15) jeffcutsinger: oh yeah

(08:46:36) Dustin: I think the one that most fits you is "if you are a woman, I am a man..."

(08:46:38) jeffcutsinger: youth trip would be good to wear around campus

(08:47:09) jeffcutsinger: or soul sisters ;)

(08:47:29) Dustin: I actually wanted to buy the Mad Cow Blu's shirt, but their english order form didn't work

(08:47:40) Dustin: so, I e-mailed them asking them to fix the order form

(08:48:12) Dustin: and they put up the page that is there now when you click "Mail Order"

(08:48:19) Dustin: and it's been there ever since

(08:48:55) jeffcutsinger: I love the engrish

(08:49:22) Dustin: so, I made this:
link

(08:49:37) Dustin: but I've never gotten around to ordering one for myself

(08:50:02) jeffcutsinger: that's hilarious

(08:50:53) jeffcutsinger: I like "Men often use too much force"

(08:51:45) Dustin: the 2000 collection is pretty fun, too

(08:52:07) jeffcutsinger: "I know we die, one day. but, why people kill each other?"

(08:53:08) Dustin: "You can fly, even If you have one wing only.
'cause the wing is real wing."

(08:53:59) jeffcutsinger: these are really cool shirts

(08:54:29) Dustin: on the about page:
"Since 1995 Goverment* has produced T-shirts
with the idea 'we have a message on a piece of cloth'."

(08:55:19) jeffcutsinger: nice. "charismatic is not right necessarily"

(08:55:30) Dustin: amen!

(08:58:03) jeffcutsinger: Girls say Yes! to boys who say No! to depravity

(09:00:19) jeffcutsinger: lol "Le spleen de Univers"

(09:00:40) Dustin: lol

(09:01:40) Dustin: you know you want one

(09:01:50) jeffcutsinger: I do

(09:02:36) jeffcutsinger: too bad we can't get them

(09:02:56) Dustin: you can if you learn japanese

(09:03:15) jeffcutsinger: oh, ok, well, that'll only take a couple of years

(09:03:54) jeffcutsinger: I need to turn a column into an identity... not sure how I can do that

(09:05:02) Dustin: me either

(09:06:14) jeffcutsinger: I'm emailing them

(09:06:24) Dustin: haha

(09:07:07) Dustin: Do you think November is what they consider the start of summer '05?

(09:07:26) Dustin: because it only goes up to summer '04 collections

(09:07:27) jeffcutsinger: Japan isn't southern hemisphere is it?

(09:07:34) Dustin: is it?

(09:07:57) jeffcutsinger: I know the answer, I was just asking to test you

(09:08:15) jeffcutsinger: no, it's not

(09:08:50) Dustin: I wonder if they are still in business, then

(09:26:28) jeffcutsinger: my desktop is getting messy :(

(09:27:12) Dustin: "Would you like windows to clean the desktop for you?"

(09:27:19) jeffcutsinger: nooooooo

(09:31:18) Dustin: 2.5 hrs

(09:37:09) jeffcutsinger: in a feeble attempt to feed my neverending hunger for bleep music I downloaded another album

(09:37:51) Dustin: you will overload and turn into a folk music fan next week

(09:38:04) jeffcutsinger: maybe

(09:40:12) Dustin: I was at Hastings a couple weeks ago and they were playing X&Y pretty loud. I was trying to read, so it was bugging me pretty bad. I haven't listened to that album since.

(09:40:37) jeffcutsinger: I still don't think it's a very good album

(09:40:48) jeffcutsinger: it's good, but not very good

(09:49:36) jeffcutsinger: I'm at the moment of truth... will it work or will it not?

(09:49:48) Dustin: it won't

(09:50:01) jeffcutsinger: thanks for your vote of confidence

(09:50:09) Dustin: it's not you

(09:50:12) Dustin: it's the computer

(09:50:41) jeffcutsinger: this album is very video gameish

(09:50:49) jeffcutsinger: and you were right, it didn't work

(09:51:08) Dustin: see?

(09:51:15) Dustin: you owe me something now

(09:51:34) Dustin: how about that 1/3 of my paycheck you were gonna take

(09:51:39) Dustin: I'll take that back

(09:51:42) jeffcutsinger: I'll consider it

(10:16:53) jeffcutsinger: ok, try again

(10:17:39) Dustin: nope

(10:18:13) jeffcutsinger: same error?

(10:18:50) Dustin: Error: whatToSend[key].replace is not a function
Source File: https://192.168.1.47/ww/include/ajax.js Line: 72

(10:20:49) jeffcutsinger: oh wait

(10:21:59) jeffcutsinger: try again

(10:23:31) Dustin: it works now

(10:23:33) Dustin: thanx

(10:23:53) jeffcutsinger: i demand your first born child as penance

(10:24:24) Dustin: you can have him, he's a brat anyways

(10:24:50) jeffcutsinger: only if you raise him

(10:25:03) Dustin: ...from the dead!

(10:25:10) jeffcutsinger: that's right, you're going to be a terrible parent

(10:25:16) Dustin: Pet Cemetary 3!

(10:26:47) Dustin: The Cemetary starts losing the evilness of it's power and instead of evil murdering things, it returns annoying rebellious things.
It's like a Pet Cemetary and Problem Child hybrid

(10:27:32) Dustin: also, I am very hungry all of a sudden

(10:27:58) jeffcutsinger: could it be the smell of popcorn?

(10:28:18) Dustin: or the poison ivy breaking out on my calf

(10:28:18) jeffcutsinger: I wish they'd stop eating popcorn

(10:28:36) Dustin: I wish they gave me $100

(10:28:38) jeffcutsinger: I didn't realize you raised livestock?

(10:28:44) jeffcutsinger: - the ?

(10:29:29) Dustin: I do, I raise them to the highest place. Especially the gold ones made from melted down jewelry.

(10:30:10) Dustin: I wonder if God thinks I'm funny or just stupid

(10:30:18) jeffcutsinger: can you imagine how pissed moses must have been?

(10:30:45) jeffcutsinger: I'd prolly just be like "alright God, time for burning flames"

(10:30:50) Dustin: yeah, Moses probably came down from the mountain and thought "Man! These idiots make me pissed"

(10:31:11) Dustin: I think the swallowing earth was a cooler effect

(10:31:19) Dustin: Moses had no creativity

(10:31:51) jeffcutsinger: btw, I think God thinks you are both funny and stupid

(10:32:01) jeffcutsinger: and funny in both senses

(10:32:01) Dustin: did he tell you that?

(10:32:04) jeffcutsinger: yes

(10:32:11) Dustin: what are the two senses?

(10:32:14) jeffcutsinger: hence, the "I think"

(10:32:24) jeffcutsinger: ha ha and strange

(10:32:34) Dustin: gotcha

(10:33:35) Dustin: 1.5!

(10:40:53) Dustin: you're single

(10:40:58) Dustin: enjoy it

(10:41:06) jeffcutsinger: truthfully, I do

(10:41:13) jeffcutsinger: but, the converse is true :)

(10:42:09) Dustin: can you come back?

(10:49:22) jeffcutsinger: link

(10:51:26) Dustin: ur into tcgs?

(10:51:34) jeffcutsinger: tcgs?

(10:51:41) Dustin: trading card games

(10:51:45) jeffcutsinger: oh. no

(10:51:54) jeffcutsinger: I just thought it was funny

(10:52:01) Dustin: ...ok

(11:00:02) Dustin: Error: syntax error
Source File: https://192.168.1.47/ww/include/utility.js Line: 20
Source Code: <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">

(11:00:34) jeffcutsinger: what?

(11:00:40) Dustin: that's what I said

(11:00:57) jeffcutsinger: no it isnt'

(11:01:01) jeffcutsinger: or isn't

(11:01:19) Dustin: aye, in my head, me laddie

(11:01:59) jeffcutsinger: you do a terrible scottish

(11:02:22) Dustin: I was doing dwarvish

(11:02:33) jeffcutsinger: oh ok

(11:02:42) jeffcutsinger: well that's ok

(11:03:28) jeffcutsinger: is it still giving you that error?

(11:03:33) Dustin: yes

(11:03:42) Dustin: I'm about to debug

(13:01:24) Dustin: I feel like it should be time to go home soon

(13:01:56) jeffcutsinger: holy crap it's friday isn't it

(13:02:03) jeffcutsinger: and tuesday we start school

(13:02:13) Dustin: yes

(13:02:18) jeffcutsinger: this is too soon

(13:03:06) Dustin: the summer is magic, is magic

(13:03:20) jeffcutsinger: the summer is over, is over

(13:08:41) Dustin: I had a hard time hearing what a lot of people were saying at lunch.

(13:08:47) jeffcutsinger: me too

(13:08:57) Dustin: ok, I'm glad I wasn't the only one

(13:09:12) jeffcutsinger: well, you were the only ugly one

(13:17:07) Dustin: \036 denotes record seperation and \037 denotes field seperation, right?

(13:17:20) jeffcutsinger: i think so

(13:17:31) Dustin: you should know so

(13:17:45) jeffcutsinger: yes, I memorize ascii for fun

(13:17:59) Dustin: you memorize pi for fun, why not?

(13:18:18) jeffcutsinger: 36 = record, 37 = unit

(13:18:39) jeffcutsinger: memorizing a few digits of pi is different

(13:18:48) jeffcutsinger: because it is

(13:28:54) Dustin: boy, it's going to be fun riding my bike with two carryout boxes tonight...

(13:29:11) jeffcutsinger: I didn't think about that

(15:49:00) jeffcutsinger: I really want to do the graduate school thing but now I'm afraid I won't be able to

(15:49:10) Dustin: why

(15:49:25) jeffcutsinger: u of toronto accepts 1 in 6 to 8 applicants

(15:49:45) jeffcutsinger: they have pretty high requirements

(15:50:05) Dustin: come on, your the smartest person in the world, why wouldn't they accept you?

(15:50:15) jeffcutsinger: and I want to get into york, which looks more prestigious

(15:54:18) Dustin: btw, [our boss] is hilarious

(15:54:27) jeffcutsinger: I'm a fan

(15:54:44) jeffcutsinger: what'd he do? or was it anything in particular?

(15:54:59) Dustin: He was just cracking jokes all through the meeting

(15:55:02) Dustin: it was great

(15:55:19) jeffcutsinger: that's always helpful

(16:15:41) Dustin: oh yeah, Molly saw you on your bike this morning. She called me and said "how early does that boy go to work?!"

(16:16:09) jeffcutsinger: i left really early to make sure I'd registered everything I needed

(16:16:23) Dustin: did you get your books yet?

(16:16:30) jeffcutsinger: nope

(16:16:45) Dustin: I guess we'll have to wait until Monday

(16:16:49) jeffcutsinger: I use the "wait til the last minute" strategy

(16:16:52) Dustin: I didn't get mine either

(16:17:07) jeffcutsinger: and also "don't buy them if you don't need them"

(16:17:08) Dustin: They aren't open tomorrow are they?

(16:17:19) jeffcutsinger: I don't think so

(16:17:41) Dustin: so, all the extra money you spend on not getting used books, you make up for in only buying the ones you need

(16:17:57) jeffcutsinger: quiet you

(16:18:10) jeffcutsinger: half.com my friend

(16:18:25) Dustin: I wish there was a way to look up online what books we'll need. Then I would just order them tonight on half.com

(16:19:24) jeffcutsinger: anyway I'd rather have nice copies of the books I need than crappy copies of the books I need and some I don't

(16:19:48) Dustin: do you keep your books?

(16:19:56) jeffcutsinger: some of them

(16:20:13) jeffcutsinger: like my modern algebra and cal 2/3 books

(16:20:28) jeffcutsinger: I wish I'd kept my linear book

(16:21:08) jeffcutsinger: we didn't even get halfway through my modern book- if I had the time I'd try to go through the rest on my own

(16:21:14) Dustin: you want to buy mine?

(16:21:36) jeffcutsinger: the linear algebra one? maybe...

(16:21:58) Dustin: haha

(16:22:03) Dustin: I was just kidding

(16:22:10) Dustin: maybe

(16:22:13) Dustin: I don't know if I even still have it

(16:22:26) Dustin: I would sell it to you if I did

(16:40:07) Dustin: Either you will come or I will go

(16:41:40) Dustin: this song sounds so like a cross between La Bouche and New Order

(16:41:45) Dustin: so far

(16:42:12) Dustin: then it changed

(16:42:19) Dustin: I have a magic toenail

2005-08-18 08:24:26

2006-05-10T06:34:00.000-07:00

(08:24:26) jeffcutsinger: the opening song for i, cactus is awesome

(08:25:20) Dustin: yeeeah

(08:29:12) Dustin: the first two songs have weird vocals

(08:29:17) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(08:29:39) jeffcutsinger: "that's crazy! hhahhahaaaaa" or something

(08:30:27) Dustin: wow, I didn't pull anything out of it

(08:30:35) Dustin: until you mentioned that

(08:31:20) Dustin: know what's funny?
This whole album is barely longer than 1 Mars Volta song

(08:31:39) jeffcutsinger: yeah. actually that's really sad.

(08:31:45) jeffcutsinger: i wish it were longer :(

(08:32:18) Dustin: It was most likely made by video gamers, and we all know what they're like...

(08:32:26) Dustin: short attention spans and violent

(08:32:42) jeffcutsinger: this bores me, I think I'm going to go kill someone now

(08:32:50) Dustin: exactly

(08:33:22) Dustin: they prolly made this album in 10 min and went off to beat a little girl up right after

(08:33:41) Dustin: that's right, they made this 14 min something album in only 10 min

(08:35:36) jeffcutsinger: I downloaded the tangible album

(08:35:44) jeffcutsinger: we'll see if that's any good

(08:35:59) Dustin: if you downloaded it, then the album is intangible

(08:36:29) jeffcutsinger: you don't understand the mysteries of fundamental design quantifications

(08:36:55) jeffcutsinger: it all begins with base omega algorithms

(08:37:02) Dustin: you don't understand the mysteries of teflon

(08:37:14) jeffcutsinger: maybe

(08:38:30) jeffcutsinger: ok, I love my own database design. check this query out: "select Name from Sites where ID = " + Session["SiteID"]

how much simpler can it get?

(08:39:01) Dustin: that's crazy! hhahhahaaaaa

(08:40:15) Dustin: I'm looking forward to lunch tomorrow

(08:40:23) Dustin: I am hungry right now for tomorrow's lunch

(08:40:37) jeffcutsinger: well, that's a long wait

(08:41:01) jeffcutsinger: do they have one of those japanese steakhouses in town?

(08:41:12) Dustin: just 27 more hours

(08:41:17) Dustin: no, they don't

(08:41:21) jeffcutsinger: awww

(08:41:26) Dustin: why?

(08:41:33) jeffcutsinger: how about any place that is $50+ per head?

(08:41:44) Dustin: lol

(08:41:57) Dustin: Doc's or Colton's is the closest your gonna get

(08:42:14) jeffcutsinger: maybe we could go to little rock ;)

(08:42:39) Dustin: I'd be happy with Chinese

(08:42:48) jeffcutsinger: yeah, I would be too

(08:42:59) jeffcutsinger: I'd be happy with Backyard Burger, really

(08:43:14) jeffcutsinger: mmm... Backyard Burger...

(08:43:25) Dustin: I just had that Tuesday night

(08:43:49) Dustin: Backyard Burger is within riding distance, you could go there for lunch

(08:44:02) jeffcutsinger: neh. I have pizza rolls and things to do

(08:44:17) Dustin: mmm, pizza rolls

(08:44:25) Dustin: I have some too, I think I will have that for lunch

(08:44:36) jeffcutsinger: have you tried cooking them in the oven?

(08:44:56) jeffcutsinger: by the way, .net is so much better than php it's sick

(08:45:24) Dustin: no, I like them chewy

(08:45:31) jeffcutsinger: really

(08:45:35) jeffcutsinger: I prefer crispy

(08:45:44) Dustin: I suck all the filling out and then chew on the dough

(08:45:59) jeffcutsinger: hmm. I eat them bite by bite

(08:46:14) Dustin: How do you eat a reese's?

(08:46:17) Dustin: haha

(08:46:41) jeffcutsinger: hey, the method of cooking and eating pizza rolls is vastly important

(08:47:43) Dustin: "well, I fly to the Rocky Mountains and go skiing. Then, when I am jumping off a ramp, I throw the reese's cup in front of me and slice it with my ski and catch both of the peices in my mouth"

(08:51:43) jeffcutsinger: I usually go to the store, buy a couple, take them out of their wrapper, and then eat them

(08:53:04) jeffcutsinger: this album is a lot slower paced than the others

(08:53:36) jeffcutsinger: for one, it's 30 minutes long

(08:53:53) Dustin: whoa. that's an epic

(08:54:20) jeffcutsinger: I don't know about you, but after playing video games all day long, I can hardly go 30 minutes without killing something

(08:54:41) jeffcutsinger: ok, this song is cool

(08:55:02) Dustin: i heard you exclaim "oh man!"

(08:55:13) jeffcutsinger: "oh yeah", actually ;)

(08:55:19) Dustin: whatever

(08:55:24) jeffcutsinger: S:\Dustin\Tangible - LOL

(08:58:12) Dustin: what's the deal with track 3's file name?>

(08:58:44) jeffcutsinger: I forgot to rename it

(09:06:00) jeffcutsinger: btw, yesterday in the meeting, nick made a suggestion, and I actually said "but that would require effort!"

(09:06:08) jeffcutsinger: everyone got a kick out of it

(09:06:41) Dustin: who was there?

(09:06:54) jeffcutsinger: Robert Jose, Cary Sills, and Dusty

(09:07:00) Dustin: wow

(09:07:04) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(09:07:09) Dustin: haha

(09:17:44) jeffcutsinger: I have a noisy chair :(

(09:17:54) Dustin: today

(09:33:44) jeffcutsinger: hmm...

(09:40:15) jeffcutsinger: I think our internet connection is unhappy

(09:40:43) Dustin: I am using bandwidth

(09:40:43) Dustin: deal with it

(09:41:06) Dustin: your project doesn't matter

(09:41:19) Dustin: nothing going on here is more important than me getting this album

(09:41:48) Dustin: in fact, I am the most important being in the world

(09:43:17) Dustin: are female heroes and the drug you shoot into your veins spelled the same?

(09:43:34) jeffcutsinger: yes

(09:43:36) jeffcutsinger: heroine

(09:53:28) Dustin: I still hate the font for the site

(09:53:39) jeffcutsinger: change it

(09:58:08) Dustin: bless you

(10:10:04) Dustin: have you ever seen the <bdo> tag?

(10:10:17) jeffcutsinger: no

(10:10:39) jeffcutsinger: what is it?

(10:10:46) Dustin: <BDO DIR="rtl">The Altered Text</BDO>
gives you
"txeT deretlA ehT"

(10:11:13) jeffcutsinger: bdo stands for bi-directional something?

(10:11:37) Dustin: and if you copy "The Altered Text" from where it is diplayed and paste it somewhere else, it will be in the right order

(10:11:39) Dustin: not backwords

(10:11:51) Dustin: backward

(10:11:53) Dustin: backwurd

(10:12:24) jeffcutsinger: dreiw

(10:18:02) Dustin: our project should do this: link

(10:18:39) Dustin: then they wouldn't care if anything else worked

(10:18:48) Dustin: the cats would love it!

(10:19:03) jeffcutsinger: umm... it does... nothing?

(10:19:22) Dustin: use IE you dummy

(10:19:22) Dustin: that was implied

(10:19:53) Dustin: by the way, I...uh....typed

(10:20:04) jeffcutsinger: agh, ads!

(10:20:15) Dustin: haha

(10:20:27) jeffcutsinger: since when were there ads on the internet?

(10:21:00) jeffcutsinger: ok, that is so much more lame than the script.aculo.us fade

(10:21:39) Dustin: what is that

(10:23:10) jeffcutsinger: link <-- click effect.fade

(10:28:40) jeffcutsinger: some of the stuff there is pretty sweet you have to admit

(10:28:50) Dustin: it's frustrating

(10:28:56) Dustin: at least the puzzle is

(10:29:08) Dustin: it keeps moving things I don't want it to

(10:29:14) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(10:29:28) Dustin: i like the ghostly sortable, though

(10:29:55) jeffcutsinger: the point is you could build something good on top of what's there

(10:30:05) jeffcutsinger: all of the demos are pretty obnoxious

(10:30:16) jeffcutsinger: but they have the potential to be useful

(10:30:20) Dustin: I think that's why I said I hated this site before

(10:30:36) Dustin: ghostly sortable is cool

(10:30:57) Dustin: and if you could save what order the user put the items in

(10:31:02) Dustin: that would be awesome

(10:31:12) Dustin: especially for surveys

(10:31:58) jeffcutsinger: well, there's a sort order page that's supposed to be implemented for my project at some point

(10:32:12) jeffcutsinger: if I ever get time, you can bet I'm gonna use something like that

(10:32:28) Dustin: I will bet

(10:32:31) Dustin: $30

(10:33:12) jeffcutsinger: font-weight: bold?

(10:33:31) jeffcutsinger: <strong>test</strong>

(10:33:38) jeffcutsinger: I thought it might bold test

(10:34:15) Dustin: that would be cool if we could send html messages on here

(10:48:22) Dustin: how does someone come to own a domain name

(10:48:39) jeffcutsinger: not sure

(10:49:22) Dustin: it must be regulated somehow. Yahoo and GetADomain can't both sell the same domain name.

(10:49:47) jeffcutsinger: right

(10:49:54) Dustin: so, somewhere there is a place that registers them

(10:50:26) Dustin: not that they regulate the content...

(10:50:47) jeffcutsinger: right, although I'm willing to bet they don't just allow anyone access to a .gov address

(10:50:59) Dustin: that's true

(10:51:09) Dustin: so, they COULD regulate the content...

(10:51:13) Dustin: I suppose

(10:51:32) jeffcutsinger: well, they could regulate which organizations/individuals are eligible for which domains

(10:52:16) jeffcutsinger: if whitehouse.gov wanted to put up porn, i suppose they could...

(10:53:15) Dustin: yeah, and they could make contracts with them.
someone comes asking for a domain name and they draw up an agreement. if it were any domain other than .xxx they could sign a contract saying that the purpose of their site would not be for porn

(10:53:40) jeffcutsinger: I'm sorry, that could just never work

(10:53:53) jeffcutsinger: what is porn?

(10:54:02) Dustin: It wouldn't get rid of everything, such as the band Stinky Woman Flesh displaying a naked woman on their discography page

(10:54:30) jeffcutsinger: right but those kinds of distinctions are very difficult to get right en masse

(10:55:08) Dustin: I have a broad view of what porn is, but for the purpose of the domain .xxx, I would classify it as a site with the intent to make money by providing sexual content

(10:55:35) jeffcutsinger: so, if someone were to give it away for free that would be allowed on a .com

(10:55:51) jeffcutsinger: which means kids would be as unprotected as they currently are

(10:56:02) jeffcutsinger: since most kids don't have credit cards

(10:56:21) Dustin: nobody does it for free. If the porn is provided for free, they are looking to make money through advertisements

(10:57:02) jeffcutsinger: they may make money by providing teasers and forwarding to a pay .xxx site for more

(10:57:30) jeffcutsinger: again, the distinctions are very shadowy

(10:58:10) Dustin: I know it's not possible to get everything, but I think there could be improvement

(10:58:39) jeffcutsinger: no, i think this would cause things to degrade

(10:58:46) Dustin: why?

(10:58:55) jeffcutsinger: rules tend to make people want to break them

(10:59:14) jeffcutsinger: laws intended to suppress certain things can make them flourish

(10:59:28) Dustin: it's not suppression, it's containment

(10:59:37) jeffcutsinger: there's a difference?

(11:00:13) Dustin: yes. We aren't stopping them from doing their business, we are asking them to change the last three letters of their domain name

(11:00:20) jeffcutsinger: "we're going to move all the black people in town out to another. it isn't suppression, it's containment"

(11:00:30) Dustin: haha

(11:00:43) jeffcutsinger: people would view it as suppression

(11:02:08) Dustin: oh well, the way it's going now the only result will be that porn site administrators will have a fresh batch of names to choose from

(11:03:01) jeffcutsinger: basically... but I think it's still an improvement, because a portion of the sites will use the .xxx name at least

(11:03:07) jeffcutsinger: which makes them easy to block

(11:03:27) jeffcutsinger: but trying to force their hand is just going to end up badly

(11:04:11) jeffcutsinger: believe me when I say I wish this could be done; I wish we could cordon off all the porn sites and make them easy to filter out. But you just can't, imo

(11:06:04) Dustin: I'm not talking about forcing them.
Encouraging them, is more like what I mean.
It's stupid that television sites use the .tv, organizations use .org, government sites use .gov, and porn sites wouldn't use the .xxx

(11:06:27) Dustin: but I guess government sites aren't trying to tempt people to go to them

(11:06:57) Dustin: http://www.fbi.gov has ads all over my mp3 sites with this hot chick on it!

(11:08:54) Dustin: actually, now that I am searching for .tv most of the results have nothing to do with television

(11:08:58) Dustin: people are stupid

(11:09:06) jeffcutsinger: basicalyl

(11:09:15) Dustin: case in point

(11:09:23) jeffcutsinger: that was intentional. yes. intentional

(11:12:29) Dustin: interesting: link

(11:13:52) Dustin: um, none of the project links are working...

(11:14:00) Dustin: computers are stupid

(11:14:09) jeffcutsinger: yes, yes they are

(11:14:55) Dustin: is a set-top box like Web Tv?

(11:15:20) jeffcutsinger: I think it's more like tivo

(11:15:45) jeffcutsinger: but maybe not

(11:16:43) Dustin: wow, the news is old. I think this site has been abandoned

(11:16:58) jeffcutsinger: it's definitely possible

(11:21:32) Dustin: 24.5 hrs till lunch tomorrow!!!!

(11:22:41) Dustin: tangible has a really dumb intro

(11:22:55) jeffcutsinger: yeh

(12:47:41) jeffcutsinger: you could do sjax for seminar

(12:48:08) Dustin: yeah, and totally kill Adam's presentation

(12:48:29) Dustin: it would serve him right for not reading my mind and finding out what seminar topic I wanted

(12:48:53) jeffcutsinger: hmm... I'm trying to remember now whether I turned off the oven

(12:58:42) Dustin: they ended the 

(13:04:56) jeffcutsinger: link

(13:05:16) Dustin: link

(13:07:10) Dustin: "Feel like one upping what you see here to your eighties throwback honey?"

(13:08:20) Dustin: I Want to Be Popular On the Web

(13:09:16) Dustin: I need a 1337 name like, hackfire, or, TCP/IP2

(13:09:55) Dustin: then I need to say some radical stuff that some people agree with but most people just get angry at

(13:10:16) jeffcutsinger: ok

(13:10:32) Dustin: if you help me, I will give you 1/4 of my domain

(13:10:47) jeffcutsinger: just as long as it's the .com part

(13:11:16) jeffcutsinger: link near the bottom I totally dissed a guy

(13:11:23) jeffcutsinger: it's so sweet

(13:11:47) Dustin: All you need to do is start talking about this TCP/IP2 guy (that's me) like everyone should know who he is

(13:11:53) Dustin: on 1337 forums

(13:12:17) jeffcutsinger: it's really long

(13:12:22) Dustin: i c

(13:12:58) jeffcutsinger: search for my name

(13:13:16) Dustin: u only had one comment?

(13:13:22) Dustin: if so, then I found it

(13:13:23) jeffcutsinger: maybe

(13:13:38) Dustin: nope, u had more

(13:13:47) jeffcutsinger: yeah, I was just about to say that

(13:14:29) Dustin: you were about to say "nope, u had more"?

(13:14:36) jeffcutsinger: yes

(13:16:16) Dustin: "No, you're an idiot. An 'original' idiot, but still an idiot. You're going against the grain of academia, but you're still stupid."

(13:16:18) Dustin: lol

(13:16:54) jeffcutsinger: fortunately, that was to a fictitious person

(13:18:43) Dustin: don't you hate when they put you on the spot

(13:18:53) Dustin: you have no idea, but you have to give an answer

(13:19:01) jeffcutsinger: as if I paid attention to such things

(13:19:15) Dustin: Question marks are deprecated

(13:19:28) jeffcutsinger: ??

(13:20:07) Dustin: no longer needed

(13:20:13) Dustin: who needs a question mark

(13:20:28) Dustin: you know what i mean

(13:20:31) jeffcutsinger: wasn't that a song on the simpsons

(13:20:42) Dustin: not that I know of. not an avid watcher

(13:20:55) jeffcutsinger: I used to be

(13:20:59) jeffcutsinger: then it started to suck

(13:21:25) Dustin: affidavit is a fun word

(13:21:34) Dustin: I don't feel like working today

(13:21:40) jeffcutsinger: really

(13:25:07) jeffcutsinger: link

(13:26:44) Dustin: there should be a ghostcycle.org/searcy

(13:27:36) jeffcutsinger: makes me think I should probably get a helmet

(13:28:10) Dustin: I don't know how I would feel if I was trying to cross the street and there was a ghostcycle at the corner

(13:30:37) Dustin: I'm getting link as my bike helmet

(13:34:23) Dustin: "ThinkGeek reserves the right to collect payment from everybody who attempts to purchase this helmet yet also reserves the right to only ship it to the person who lives farthest away from the ThinkGeek offices. You may purchase it multiple times to increase the chances that we may actually send it to you."

(13:36:33) jeffcutsinger: I'm thinking of getting one of these: link

(13:37:19) Dustin: lam3

(13:37:41) jeffcutsinger: I hate those crappy yellow lance armstrong bracelets

(13:38:09) Dustin: show your hate by not wearing a bracelet

(13:38:14) Dustin: and saving $5

(13:39:26) jeffcutsinger: link

(13:40:24) jeffcutsinger: "Guns don't kill people. Kids who play videogames kill people!"

(13:40:26) Dustin: i wonder how much stuff they actually sell

(13:40:30) Dustin: haha

(13:41:43) Dustin: bike helmets only look good on those guys who wear a bike suit and look like they are attached to their bike

(13:42:04) Dustin: I'll just get a baseball cap

(13:42:07) Dustin: that should help

(13:43:05) jeffcutsinger: yes, I was thinking that roofs sure look ugly. Maybe I'll have a layer of cellophane for the roof of my house

(13:43:43) Dustin: rooves don't look ugly...

(13:52:37) Dustin: ladadadeedadadadaaaa

(13:52:49) Dustin: wanna be my lover

(13:52:50) Dustin: be my lover

(13:52:57) jeffcutsinger: no thanks

(13:55:11) jeffcutsinger: also, I'm telling Molly

(13:55:43) Dustin: aha ya-ay oh babay baaby yeeaaahhh

(13:56:02) Dustin: yayaya coco jumbo yaya yeah

(14:17:51) jeffcutsinger: I'm the shyest girl in the whole wide world

(14:19:27) Dustin: you know you love it

(14:20:43) Dustin: 21.5 hrs

(14:21:09) jeffcutsinger: ok, I'm glad that we're going out to lunch on the company, but not that glad

(14:21:34) Dustin: I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight

(14:21:54) jeffcutsinger: hahaha

(14:24:06) jeffcutsinger: I just flagged my own blog as having objectionable content

(14:24:43) Dustin: lol

(14:24:45) Dustin: why?

(14:24:54) jeffcutsinger: I wanted to see what it was

(14:25:15) jeffcutsinger: you can unflag it too

(14:25:17) Dustin: that would be hilarious if they shut down your blog

(14:25:25) jeffcutsinger: not really it wouldn't

(14:25:32) Dustin: (even thought they won't)

(14:25:48) jeffcutsinger: you're going to feel really bad when it happens

(14:26:06) Dustin: you won't forget me, baby

(14:26:21) Dustin: I think every song by La Bouche is about sex

(14:26:36) jeffcutsinger: what does La Bouche mean?

(14:26:41) Dustin: except the magical summers

(14:27:07) jeffcutsinger: The summer is magic, oh oh oh, you have to imagine

(14:27:24) Dustin: It means "the mouth"

(14:27:42) jeffcutsinger: ok

(14:28:25) jeffcutsinger: referential integrity is really fragile

(14:28:32) jeffcutsinger: it's easy to break

(14:28:58) Dustin: ur mom is easy to break

(14:29:06) jeffcutsinger: I'll break you

(14:29:23) jeffcutsinger: the tab is flashing

(14:29:29) jeffcutsinger: make it stop

(14:42:11) Dustin: i did

(14:42:18) jeffcutsinger: where do you where do you go? go?

(14:42:31) Dustin: you afraid to call me your lovely?

(14:42:49) Dustin: also, I went to McDonald's. .Matt treated me to a sundae

(14:42:56) jeffcutsinger: serious?

(14:43:05) Dustin: That's what you get for abandoning this project

(14:43:36) jeffcutsinger: I think I'll take my project over your project + sundae, actually

(14:44:19) Dustin: you definitely don't have your priorities straight

(14:44:41) Dustin: food comes before everything

(14:47:17) jeffcutsinger: I actually kind of want this: link

(14:49:56) jeffcutsinger: if I don't want iTunes should I download the "win98" version of quicktime?

(14:50:03) Dustin: yes

(14:50:11) Dustin: but you can't on these comps

(14:50:17) Dustin: administrator rights

(14:50:21) Dustin: I already tried

(14:51:21) Dustin: comment on the gameboy micro: "stop pussyfooting around and let me implant one already, Nintendo."

(14:51:35) jeffcutsinger: haha

(14:52:29) jeffcutsinger: you know what's crazy? knowing I could buy one if I wanted to- since I have a job now. This whole having money thing is still foreign to me

(14:53:10) Dustin: what has been your most expensive purchase in the past 6 months?

(14:53:10) Dustin: the DVD-r?

(14:53:32) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(14:53:46) jeffcutsinger: I bought a flag yesterday, by the way

(14:54:09) jeffcutsinger: so I'm one step closer to pranking my canuck friends

(14:55:57) Dustin: another comment on the gb micro: "since i just quit smoking i have a gap in my pockets about the size of a pack of cigerettes that i think this will fill nicely"

(14:56:25) jeffcutsinger: I just think it'd be cool to have smb/zelda in my pocket

(14:56:53) jeffcutsinger: but I think I'd really want kabuki quantum fighter

(15:00:40) Dustin: It's really bugging me how everyone on this forum is referring to any game boy system as a "GBA"

(15:07:21) Dustin: want some granulated peanuts?

(15:07:31) jeffcutsinger: no thanks

(15:07:35) Dustin: you sure?

(15:07:48) jeffcutsinger: i'm thinking

(15:07:56) Dustin: they're made in the USA

(15:08:03) jeffcutsinger: well that changes things

(15:08:08) jeffcutsinger: still thinking

(15:08:34) Dustin: there's some nice red lettering on the package

(15:08:59) jeffcutsinger: well that makes them much more tempting

(15:09:16) Dustin: I'll throw in a free plastic bottle

(15:09:22) jeffcutsinger: they don't know I used to sail the deep and tranquil sea

(15:09:39) jeffcutsinger: and I already have a plastic bottle

(15:09:50) jeffcutsinger: with a little water in it no less

(15:11:52) Dustin: throw away the radio
suitcase keeps you awake

(15:12:32) jeffcutsinger: once my lover, now my friend, what a cruel fate to pretend, what a cunning way to condescend, once my lover now my friend

(15:13:39) Dustin: you need to know that I'll be waving my hand, watching you drown, watching you scream, quiet or loud.
And maybe you should sleep, and maybe you just need a friend. As clumsy as you've been, there's no one laughing.

(15:13:58) jeffcutsinger: random song lyrics go here

(15:14:10) Dustin: cop-out

(15:14:30) Dustin: that's like writing a song with the line "closer to closure" in it.

(15:14:46) jeffcutsinger: hey! what's wrong with that

(15:15:05) Dustin: it's horrendous and overdone

(15:16:01) jeffcutsinger: all I know is that I wouldn't want to break up with Fiona Apple

(15:16:40) jeffcutsinger: a) she's hot

(15:16:51) jeffcutsinger: b) she could probably write a really really nasty song about it

(15:17:37) Dustin: c) you would probably come out of it with a couple nasty scars

(15:17:52) jeffcutsinger: d) your mom

(15:18:30) Dustin: e) she's a martian and who else is going to bring home the bacon for all those little half-breeds?

(15:18:47) jeffcutsinger: your mom is a martian?

(15:18:59) Dustin: Fiona Apple is my mom?

(15:19:20) jeffcutsinger: you're bring home bacon?

(15:19:36) Dustin: you're my father?

(15:19:36) jeffcutsinger: bringing

(15:20:09) Dustin: Doesn't anybody ever know that the world's a subway?

(15:20:39) jeffcutsinger: yeah, there sure are lots of tasty sammiches in the world

(15:21:34) jeffcutsinger: esp. if you put bacon on them

(15:21:48) Dustin: and half-breed babies

(15:22:05) jeffcutsinger: nothing like a pb&j&b&hbb sammich

(15:22:27) Dustin: nope, nothing like it

(15:23:37) Dustin: I highlighted four files and pressed delete, can you guess what action windows decided to take?

(15:23:46) Dustin: that's right, it opened all of them

(15:23:54) jeffcutsinger: lol

(15:23:57) Dustin: and then tried to delete them

(15:24:02) Dustin: but they were being used

(15:24:04) jeffcutsinger: that's great

(15:24:44) jeffcutsinger: I'm sure it chided you appropriately

(15:25:25) Dustin: I caught on to it's antics and promptly started downloading a linux os.
it reformed quickly

(15:26:03) jeffcutsinger: it's nice to have a distro burned to cd nearby

(15:26:13) Dustin: distro?

(15:26:17) jeffcutsinger: distribution

(15:26:32) Dustin: there's no o in distribution

(15:26:43) jeffcutsinger: distro is common linux parlance

(15:42:02) jeffcutsinger: macromedia forgot my settings again

(15:42:05) jeffcutsinger: so dumb

(15:42:44) Dustin: well, you know big corporations...
their so busy, you expect them to remember what you like?

(15:42:51) Dustin: they're

(15:44:48) Dustin: nevermind, there

(15:45:34) jeffcutsinger: it lost my W: mapping too

(15:45:38) jeffcutsinger: this is getting annoying

(15:46:59) Dustin: your mom is cool

(15:47:38) jeffcutsinger: you think so?

(15:47:38) Dustin: but I think she doesn't know how casual this place is

(15:48:12) Dustin: from what I've read from her

(15:48:30) jeffcutsinger: I'll make sure to tell her that

(16:02:54) Dustin: S:\Dustin\02 Spilled Milk Factory.wma

(16:06:04) jeffcutsinger: I want to make Spybot S&D not be in my tray

(16:09:19) Dustin: too bad

(16:09:32) Dustin: your and your RED task icon will have to deal

(16:09:53) Dustin: also, there was so much spilled milk I coulda had a factory

(16:10:00) jeffcutsinger: well that won't be a problem for me but my red task icon doesn't exist

(16:10:41) Dustin: chicken liver and cod fish oil

2005-08-17 08:29:16

2006-05-08T14:15:00.000-07:00

(08:29:16) jeffcutsinger: the summer is magic, magic, oh oh oh

(08:29:36) Dustin: You know you love it

(08:29:49) jeffcutsinger: why wouldn't I? it's magic

(09:37:10) jeffcutsinger: meetings

(09:37:25) Dustin: greetings

(09:37:33) jeffcutsinger: i'll greet you

(09:37:58) Dustin: i'll meet you

(09:47:43) Dustin: have you listened to Trash80?

(09:47:51) jeffcutsinger: no

(09:48:58) jeffcutsinger: S:\Dustin\Psilodump - Memory

(09:49:34) Dustin: only 4 songs?

(09:49:39) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(09:50:25) jeffcutsinger: whoa, this cd has 17 songs?

(09:50:59) Dustin: yeah, it has some Ace of Base and that "What is love? Don't hurt me" song

(09:51:11) Dustin: I forget who does it

(09:51:16) jeffcutsinger: ah

(09:51:40) Dustin: Haddaway

(09:51:46) Dustin: that's who did it

(09:52:00) jeffcutsinger: ah. well, there's enough good stuff to merit ripping

(09:52:11) Dustin: so, I think there are 13 La Bouche songs

(09:55:57) jeffcutsinger: your funk is fine is pretty sweet

(09:56:52) jeffcutsinger: yeah, I'm a fan

(09:56:59) Dustin: haha, cool

(09:58:54) Dustin: .com 'ere

(10:04:46) jeffcutsinger: I knew the answer before you asked but I wanted you to learn so I let you figure it out for yourself

(10:05:03) Dustin: thank you, wise master

(10:08:20) jeffcutsinger: apparently it's pouring

(10:09:04) Dustin: wow

(10:09:08) Dustin: it is

(10:11:07) jeffcutsinger: do you know what trash 80 is a reference to?

(10:11:15) Dustin: no

(10:11:17) Dustin: do you

(10:11:22) jeffcutsinger: the trs-80

(10:11:56) Dustin: I'm guessing that's an old computer that people like to make fun of?

(10:12:07) jeffcutsinger: it's an old computer, that some people made fun of

(10:12:15) jeffcutsinger: by calling it a trash 80

(10:12:38) jeffcutsinger: although, it may have just been a nickname that didn't mean it was bad (kind of like "scuzzy")

(10:13:00) Dustin: like a macintrash?

(10:13:13) Dustin: or Microsux Windows?

(10:13:29) jeffcutsinger: it's microsux winblows silly

(10:13:36) Dustin: sorr6y

(10:13:44) jeffcutsinger: you'd better be

(10:13:58) Dustin: I a5m

(10:14:39) Dustin: in other important news...P. Diddy changed his name to simply "Diddy"

(10:17:06) jeffcutsinger: select count(*)
from ALL_Activity_Report
where AR_ST_id != 0;

0

(10:17:21) jeffcutsinger: how useful! a column of zeroes

(10:17:48) Dustin: (*) is a smiley star

(10:17:58) jeffcutsinger: (*) is (*)

(10:19:02) Dustin: yourfilehost.com let's you store files up to 10mb for free

(10:19:14) Dustin: as many as you want

(10:19:29) jeffcutsinger: really

(10:37:15) jeffcutsinger: ok, I already knew this, but I'm rediscovering how much I love bleep music

(10:37:45) Dustin: but it never forgot how much it loved you.

(10:38:17) jeffcutsinger: I think I'm going to ask it to marry me

(10:38:43) Dustin: then you wouldn't have to cry yourself to sleep every night

(10:39:00) jeffcutsinger: yay!

(10:45:48) Dustin: I really like "kom tillbakaaa"

(10:46:25) jeffcutsinger: lÃ¥tsades krama is my favorite I think (off that album)

(10:46:29) Dustin: it's a lot better than "jag minns inte"

(10:46:36) jeffcutsinger: yeah, it is

(10:46:43) Dustin: I didn't get to that yet

(10:51:29) Dustin: nope, I like "kom tillbakaaa" better than "lÃ¥tsades krama"

(10:51:45) jeffcutsinger: that's just because you have no taste

(10:52:00) Dustin: and my opinion is the only one that matters

(10:52:16) Dustin: the flavor of my flesh has nothing to do with it

(10:52:37) jeffcutsinger: oh it has everything to do with everything

(10:53:31) Dustin: it has nothing to do with the price of tea in China

(10:54:20) jeffcutsinger: that's the only thing it is unrelated to

(10:54:53) Dustin: your such a blastocyst

(10:55:04) jeffcutsinger: it's true

(10:55:17) jeffcutsinger: even though I don't know what that is it's true

(10:55:37) Dustin: dude, I am digging the "jag minns inte" remix

(10:55:50) Dustin: I love the voice effect

(10:57:21) Dustin: btw, a blastocyst is the modified blastula that is characteristic of placental mammals.

(10:57:21) Dustin: duh

(10:57:44) jeffcutsinger: well that is certainly what I am

(12:44:51) Dustin: I love TGIFridays Potato Skin snack chips Cheddar and Bacon flavored

(12:45:11) jeffcutsinger: yeah well maybe you should marry it

(12:45:37) Dustin: I can't, I'm not mormon

(12:46:17) jeffcutsinger: shouldn't have fallen in love then eh?

(12:46:45) Dustin: not my fault, I tripped...

(12:46:53) jeffcutsinger: it happens

(12:47:26) Dustin: can a dvd player play the avi's you burn?

(12:47:45) jeffcutsinger: restate that

(12:48:29) Dustin: can a standalone dvd player, that plugs into a tv, play the Stargate SG-1 avi's that you burn to dvd

(12:48:38) jeffcutsinger: I haven't tried

(12:48:51) Dustin: u should

(12:49:08) jeffcutsinger: HER'AK: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.

O'NEILL: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!

(13:57:21) jeffcutsinger: i have a meeting. again :/

(13:57:27) Dustin: have fun!

(13:57:30) Dustin: link

(13:58:18) jeffcutsinger: maybe you could do l33t speak!

(13:58:23) Dustin: haha

(13:58:34) Dustin: I should do something lame like that

(13:58:43) Dustin: aZnspK

(13:58:56) jeffcutsinger: that'd be better than l33t speak

(13:59:06) jeffcutsinger: you could sample some xangas

(16:57:47) jeffcutsinger: i have a lot on my plate :/

(16:57:56) Dustin: I don't

(16:57:58) Dustin: I am carefree

(16:58:00) jeffcutsinger: and i'm not very hungry

(16:58:17) Dustin: feed it to the dog under the table

(16:58:35) jeffcutsinger: my dog back home doesn't eat human food

(16:58:38) Dustin: gonna get it all done by next Tues?

(16:58:51) jeffcutsinger: define "it all" ;)

(16:58:58) Dustin: everything

(16:59:00) Dustin: the world

(16:59:04) jeffcutsinger: yes

(16:59:09) Dustin: cool

(16:59:10) jeffcutsinger: no problem

(16:59:12) Dustin: good

(16:59:21) Dustin: those are the things I like to hear

(16:59:36) jeffcutsinger: too bad they're lies eh?

(17:00:10) Dustin: i guess

2005-08-16 08:01:04

2006-04-20T10:21:00.000-07:00

(08:01:04) Dustin: I have a couch in my living room

(08:01:07) Dustin: it is good

(08:01:16) jeffcutsinger: suhweet

(08:02:56) Dustin: "The trepidation accompanying air travel lies in the fact that nobody, I repeat NOBODY, knows exactly how planes are able to fly. Think about it; planes are huge metal objects, just like cars, water towers, and Robocop. When's the last time you've seen either of those defy all laws of physics, lift off the ground, and then announce they'll be stuck in a holding pattern over the Atlanta airport for six hours? Without the help of a friendly tornado, I mean. And don't try to claim Robocop flew in 'Robocop 3' because that movie never existed and nobody can convince me otherwise."

(08:04:27) Dustin: somethingawful is pretty good today

(08:04:41) jeffcutsinger: you know, something awful is really something awful

(08:04:44) jeffcutsinger: HAHAHAHAAHA

(08:05:45) Dustin: for next years april fool's, somethingawful.com and rathergood.com should switch pages.

(08:07:42) Dustin: "the government knows that something MIGHT be able to happen and it MIGHT involve shoes, so they instructed all the overweight minorities manning the screening booths to demand all passengers remove their shoes before passing through the Gauntlet of Bomb Screening Machines and the fan-favorite Large Machine Which Doesn't Really Do Anything Except Give You Cancer."

(08:13:54) Dustin: "What can the US Government, a beacon of efficiency and intelligence, do to prevent 9/11 2: The Reckoning?"

(08:23:29) jeffcutsinger: link

(08:26:48) Dustin: I'm sorry man, it's just not my thing

(09:00:34) Dustin: haha. I just IM'd Matt asking "What classes are you taking this semester?" on accident

(09:00:51) jeffcutsinger: I still have a hold

(09:00:55) Dustin: he said he actually thought about it for a second

(09:01:04) jeffcutsinger: I don't understand why- I've paid them

(09:01:12) jeffcutsinger: I'm going to find out why today

(09:01:20) Dustin: did you steal a library book?

(09:01:30) Dustin: cuz they hang you for that

(09:01:54) jeffcutsinger: unless the library sent a communique to the loan office I don't think that's it

(09:02:16) Dustin: does that mean that you didn't even register for your classes yet?

(09:02:26) jeffcutsinger: I can't

(09:02:49) Dustin: wow

(09:02:54) jeffcutsinger: yeah

(09:03:14) Dustin: good luck with that

(09:03:24) jeffcutsinger: thanks :/

(09:18:28) jeffcutsinger: just kill me now

(09:46:27) Dustin: link

(09:50:31) jeffcutsinger: he's partially right

(09:51:43) jeffcutsinger: but what he's saying lacks substance

(09:52:07) Dustin: yeah, I don't think he developed the idea too well

(09:52:12) Dustin: just threw something out there

(09:52:17) jeffcutsinger: right

(09:52:19) Dustin: flippantly

(10:28:15) jeffcutsinger: I just navigated to my desktop and promptly forgot the reason for doing so

(10:28:22) jeffcutsinger: but I had a very good one

(10:28:30) Dustin: you navigated to it?

(10:28:34) jeffcutsinger: yes

(10:28:44) jeffcutsinger: enterprise manager won't let me minimize it

(10:28:51) Dustin: what?>!

(10:28:56) Dustin: that's ridiculous

(10:29:04) jeffcutsinger: modal dialog box

(10:29:23) Dustin: let's go blow up the database division of Microsoft

(10:29:49) jeffcutsinger: how about if we develop a virus that will destroy all computers forever

(10:29:59) jeffcutsinger: and go live on a farm

(10:30:11) Dustin: how will we pay off our student loans?

(10:30:24) jeffcutsinger: they're managed by computers

(10:30:38) Dustin: oh yeah...

(10:30:53) Dustin: you don't think they have paper copies filed away somewhere?

(10:31:11) jeffcutsinger: ok. you may have a point

(10:33:10) jeffcutsinger: ok, I give up. I can't do this

(10:33:16) Dustin: me too

(10:52:21) jeffcutsinger: there's a "Langston, Lakeisha" and a "Langston, Lakiesha"

(10:52:33) Dustin: sisters?

(11:13:10) Dustin: it works!

(11:13:15) jeffcutsinger: yay

(11:15:48) jeffcutsinger: mine works now too :)

(11:15:53) jeffcutsinger: sort of

(11:15:54) Dustin: yay

(11:16:02) jeffcutsinger: it's a matter of time now

(11:16:13) Dustin: yes, until lunch

(11:16:29) jeffcutsinger: i'll matter your time

(11:17:27) Dustin: i'll time your matter

(11:24:40) jeffcutsinger: link

(13:05:54) jeffcutsinger: so last night, there was a preview of king kong

(13:06:03) Dustin: and?

(13:06:24) jeffcutsinger: there's going to be a scene where king kong fights a t-rex

(13:06:29) jeffcutsinger: how stupid is that

(13:06:31) Dustin: WHAT?

(13:06:43) Dustin: where does the T-Rex come from?

(13:06:58) jeffcutsinger: apparently there are dinosaurs on the island where they find him?

(13:07:02) jeffcutsinger: i guess?

(13:07:18) jeffcutsinger: makes perfect logical sense to me

(13:07:28) Dustin: riiiight

(13:07:56) Dustin: and they bring back the big monkey instead of the prehistoric lizard

(13:08:15) jeffcutsinger: maybe he kills the t-rex

(13:09:40) Dustin: link

(13:10:32) jeffcutsinger: let's see. it was that, ice age 2, and the transporter 2, and something else

(13:10:42) jeffcutsinger: another sequel

(13:10:46) Dustin: haha

(13:10:51) jeffcutsinger: they all looked terrible

(13:10:53) Dustin: the originality of it all

(13:11:00) Dustin: Dude, ICE AGE ROCKS

(13:11:11) Dustin: The Transporter was ok...

(13:11:15) Dustin: nothing special

(13:11:20) jeffcutsinger: are you serious about ice age?

(13:11:24) Dustin: yes

(13:11:27) Dustin: It was funny

(13:11:56) jeffcutsinger: well, the kids in the theatre sure got a kick out of the preview for it

(13:12:01) Dustin: Cast overview, first billed only:

Naomi Watts .... Ann Darrow

Jack Black .... Carl Denham

Adrien Brody .... Jack Driscoll

Andy Serkis .... King Kong/Lumpy the Cook

(13:12:16) Dustin: the guy who plays King Kong also plays....Lumpy the Cook?

(13:12:31) jeffcutsinger: they're pretty much the same

(13:12:34) jeffcutsinger: really

(13:13:57) jeffcutsinger: hmm... it may be rainy

(13:14:00) Dustin: save all your data

(13:14:18) Dustin: oh my word:

(13:14:20) Dustin: Peter Jackson was paid $20 million to direct this film, the highest salary ever paid to a film director in advance of production.

(13:14:44) jeffcutsinger: it could be good. maybe

(13:14:48) jeffcutsinger: you never know

(13:15:42) Dustin: have you seen the original?

(13:15:50) jeffcutsinger: no

(13:16:11) Dustin: I did when I was little

(13:16:27) Dustin: I remember most of the last half of it was just constant screaming

(13:16:40) jeffcutsinger: sounds good

(13:17:11) Dustin: dude. the guy who is playing King Kong is the same guy who was Gollum

(13:17:51) jeffcutsinger: well, that's not much of a surprise... he has the PJ hookup yo

(13:18:23) Dustin: "The tyrannosaurus has hands with three fingers (instead of the scientifically correct two) as an homage to the original King Kong (1933) in which the tyrannosaurus also had an extra digit, and is explained by the idea that the dinosaurs on Skull Island have evolved in the 65 million years since the two-fingered tyrannosaurus went extinct elsewhere in the world."

(13:18:43) jeffcutsinger: nice. I'm glad it's all scientific then

(13:22:32) jeffcutsinger: link

(13:25:25) Dustin: Now you cannot trust a Frenchman, even less an occupied Frenchman

(13:54:35) jeffcutsinger: ok, here's an oopness that's stupid

(13:55:12) Dustin: oop as in "Object Oriented Programming", or as in "I didn't mean to do that"

(13:55:23) jeffcutsinger: string x = null;
string y = "y";
//x.equals(y); //crashes
y.equals(x); // works

(13:55:30) jeffcutsinger: the former

(13:55:49) jeffcutsinger: equals can be any method

(13:56:07) Dustin: why

(13:56:17) jeffcutsinger: why does it crash or why is that stupid

(13:56:18) Dustin: I mean, why does it do that?

(13:56:34) jeffcutsinger: because null does not allow any operations

(13:57:01) jeffcutsinger: x.whatever() does not work, ever

(13:57:12) jeffcutsinger: but null can be passed into methods

(13:57:15) jeffcutsinger: harmlessly

(13:57:23) Dustin: yup, that's stupid

(13:57:44) jeffcutsinger: whereas, if you do it in the "non-oop" way, it works fine

(13:57:46) jeffcutsinger: either way

(13:58:06) jeffcutsinger: equal(x, y) == equal(y, x), eg

(13:58:35) Dustin: you know, I always think of "eg" as short for "egzample"

(13:59:08) jeffcutsinger: i either think of it as just eg or example given

(13:59:18) Dustin: is that what it stands for?

(13:59:30) jeffcutsinger: i think it stands for a latin phrase

(13:59:37) Dustin: ok

(14:59:57) jeffcutsinger: S:\Dustin\07 - Sex Born Poison.flac

(15:05:56) Dustin: "we are siamese, if you please.
we are siamese, if you don't please"

(15:06:30) jeffcutsinger: always let your conscience be your guide

(15:07:14) Dustin: I didn't know Jiminy Cricket was in Air as well

(15:07:20) jeffcutsinger: yes

(15:07:59) Dustin: give me more air

(15:08:17) jeffcutsinger: you want all three albums? I think they're all flac

(15:08:29) Dustin: no......

(15:08:41) Dustin: give me that one

(15:08:44) Dustin: today

(15:08:50) Dustin: how big?

(15:09:01) jeffcutsinger: 363 meg

(15:09:04) Dustin: gah

(15:09:23) Dustin: you and your crazy notions

(15:09:50) Dustin: eh, they have 39 gigs free

(15:09:55) Dustin: throw it over here

(15:10:09) Dustin: (virtual throw, please)

(15:10:13) jeffcutsinger: by "it" you mean the one album or all three

(15:10:18) Dustin: the one

(15:10:23) jeffcutsinger: it's on its way

(15:10:25) Dustin: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

(15:10:54) Dustin: I am Duncan McCloud of the clan McCloud

(15:10:59) jeffcutsinger: lol

(15:11:18) Dustin: that was a pretty good show

(15:11:30) jeffcutsinger: you mean the tv show or the movie?

(15:11:34) Dustin: the tv show

(15:11:45) jeffcutsinger: ah. the first movie and the tv show are pretty good

(15:11:47) Dustin: I liked Duncan better than the other guy

(15:12:03) jeffcutsinger: they're both duncans

(15:12:04) Dustin: his cousin who was in the movies or whatever

(15:12:11) jeffcutsinger: I'm pretty sure

(15:12:13) Dustin: nut uh

(15:12:36) jeffcutsinger: no, you're right

(15:12:41) jeffcutsinger: it's connor

(15:12:47) Dustin: yup

(15:13:26) Dustin: I think Christopher Lambert made a pretty good Raiden in Mortal Kombat, though

(15:13:39) Dustin: even though the movie sucked horribly

(15:15:13) Dustin: now I want to download the show

(15:28:19) Dustin: link

(15:34:46) Dustin: you like?

(15:35:02) jeffcutsinger: I haven't downloaded any yet

(15:35:08) Dustin: oh

(15:35:16) Dustin: the i,cactus stuff is pretty nice

(15:41:25) Dustin: actually, I am downloading that whole album, I'll just share it when I am done

(15:42:02) jeffcutsinger: ok. I'm listening to the first few songs and I lik

(15:42:02) jeffcutsinger: e

(15:42:14) jeffcutsinger: also, I lick

(15:42:59) jeffcutsinger: I think the network does caching and such

(15:43:11) jeffcutsinger: so if I were to download right after you it wouldn't even hit the site

(15:43:16) Dustin: oh, so your downloads are going pretty fast?

(15:43:20) Dustin: cool

(15:43:31) jeffcutsinger: but go ahead and share anyway

(15:43:35) jeffcutsinger: I'll just wait

(15:43:42) jeffcutsinger: (just to be sure)

(15:43:45) Dustin: k

(15:46:20) Dustin: it's up

(15:46:28) jeffcutsinger: cool

(15:57:37) jeffcutsinger: are you downloading any more stuff from there?

(15:58:04) Dustin: I skimmed through the nullsleep album. I didn't really like it.

(15:59:15) Dustin: now I'm checking out Trash80

(15:59:46) jeffcutsinger: I'm checking out Memory Loss

(16:05:55) Dustin: Trash80 is like 90's techno fused with 8-bit

(16:06:14) jeffcutsinger: in a good way?

(16:06:23) Dustin: not sure

(16:06:28) Dustin: I don't hate it

(16:06:34) jeffcutsinger: ok

(16:07:23) Dustin: I think it's ok. But I like Ace of Base and La Bouche, so I don't know if that tells you anything.

(16:07:53) jeffcutsinger: nope. the only Ace of Base song I know is "I saw the sign"

(16:08:00) jeffcutsinger: and I've never heard of La Bouche

(16:08:11) Dustin: you will

(16:08:11) Dustin: tomorrow

(16:08:25) jeffcutsinger: ha ha ok

(16:09:49) jeffcutsinger: I'm not really sure if I like this either... it's kind of wierd

(16:10:14) Dustin: yeah, and you don't like anything weird

(16:10:26) jeffcutsinger: of course not

(16:10:29) jeffcutsinger: don't be silly

(16:14:53) jeffcutsinger: ok, this song I like

(16:16:01) Dustin: Where would today's music be without Nintendo, I tell ya.

(16:16:14) jeffcutsinger: much worse off that's for sure

(16:16:51) jeffcutsinger: it's funny; it was a "mistake". if they could have had 44.1khz, 24 bit sound, they would have

(16:17:29) jeffcutsinger: and some of the music did suck. but it's definitely opened up a lot of people to this kind of music

(16:17:44) Dustin: mistake?

(16:17:59) Dustin: don'tyou mean they were limited by technology?

(16:18:09) jeffcutsinger: that's why the quotes ;)

(16:18:15) Dustin: hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(16:18:26) jeffcutsinger: it wasn't intentional

(16:18:27) Dustin: hokay

(16:18:36) Dustin: gotcha

(16:18:45) Dustin: (not really, but ok)

(16:18:54) Dustin: (not really, not really, I do, but ok)

(16:19:00) Dustin: (ok)

(16:19:17) jeffcutsinger: you're confusing me now

(16:22:07) Dustin: computers are logical, right?

(16:22:23) jeffcutsinger: not necessarily

(16:22:41) jeffcutsinger: they are only logical insofar as we make them logical

(16:22:51) jeffcutsinger: and build logical systems on them

(16:23:04) Dustin: isn't the hardware based on logic?

(16:23:28) jeffcutsinger: yes, but that doesn't mean anything

(16:24:17) Dustin: ok

(16:25:53) jeffcutsinger: this album gets better as it goes

(16:27:35) jeffcutsinger: urghhhh... enterprise manager is so annoying

(16:32:02) Dustin: "Regarding me buying stuff for other people because I actually have money now: there is a fatal flaw in this idea. It does not involve other people buying me stuff."

(16:32:04) Dustin: hehe

(16:32:59) jeffcutsinger: I'm glad you like that :) maybe you could buy me something in exchange for the laugh ;)

(16:33:50) Dustin: yeah, I will...

(16:33:52) Dustin: when you buy me something off my list.

(16:36:37) Dustin: a stupid aspect of Firefox is that they call it "Save Link As..."
You aren't saving the link! You're saving what is being linked to. Is "Save Target As..." copyrighted or something?

(16:37:22) jeffcutsinger: I'm willing to bet more people understand "Save Link As..." than "Save Target As..."

(16:38:03) Dustin: all those people that understand that better are the ones who aren't using Firefox

(16:38:17) Dustin: also, they could have used "Save File As..."

(16:38:41) Dustin: Bookmarking is saving a link

(16:38:54) Dustin: DESTROY ALL HUMANS

(16:39:03) jeffcutsinger: I have to backup the Firefox team here

(16:39:25) jeffcutsinger: "Save Link As..." isn't as precise but it's the most clear wording

(16:39:44) Dustin: `the most clear`, huh?

(16:40:40) jeffcutsinger: yes. it doesn't require the user to think in terms of a link having a target or pointing to a file. they want to save whatever it is that link points to and they don't want to think of possible names for "whatever this link points to"

(16:41:07) jeffcutsinger: even though it is definitely more accurate to say "Save Target As..."

(16:42:27) Dustin: I'm boycotting Firefox

(16:42:55) Dustin: and IE. Because IE doesn't have ad-block

(16:43:08) Dustin: I'm going to make my own browser

(16:43:10) jeffcutsinger: ok

(16:43:17) jeffcutsinger: maybe you should try opera?

(16:43:36) Dustin: It's going to be called Dustzilla (no relation to Mozilla)

(16:44:22) jeffcutsinger: you'll have to write it in jeff# (which is the name Dusty & Matt came up with for my programming language)

(16:44:41) jeffcutsinger: that'll only be a 5-10 year wait for that to mature

(16:45:11) Dustin: maybe. my use of that language hinges on one thing...

(16:45:17) Dustin: how do concatonate?

(16:45:44) Dustin: I aM aZNpR1d3

(16:46:08) jeffcutsinger: yeah it's obvious that you're of asian decent

(16:46:57) Dustin: also, S:\Dustin\trash80 - hologram

(16:47:12) jeffcutsinger: ok, I'll grab it tomorrow

(16:47:24) jeffcutsinger: because it would take far too much effort to do it today

(16:47:34) Dustin: I can underastand

(16:48:04) Dustin: from the previous IM on, pretend I can spell

(16:48:15) Dustin: or type

(16:48:42) jeffcutsinger: by the way, this guy is a genius, just so you know link

(16:48:49) jeffcutsinger: no lie

(16:49:01) Dustin: what is tunes.org?

(16:49:14) jeffcutsinger: tunes.org is very hard to explain

(16:49:31) jeffcutsinger: it's basically an incredibly forward thinking vision of computing

(16:49:49) Dustin: and you have an account there to post your resume

(16:50:05) jeffcutsinger: it's so radical it's almost impossible to relate without redefining a person's entire vocabulary

(16:50:50) jeffcutsinger: I don't have an understanding of more than a tenth of it

(16:50:53) Dustin: your mom's so radical it's almost impossible to relate without redefining your entire vocabulary

(16:51:10) jeffcutsinger: (I mean radical in the sense of different not cool, btw)

(16:51:21) Dustin: yes yes yes

(16:51:47) jeffcutsinger: link <-- read that to get an idea

(16:52:48) jeffcutsinger: unfortunately a lot of it is handwaving :/

(16:54:23) Dustin: your funk is fine

(16:54:34) jeffcutsinger: not as fine as your mom

(16:55:01) jeffcutsinger: (we were doing so well today. no mention of anyone's mom until about 10 minutes ago)